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4/10 The Finnish Dreamer (2005)

A surreal dramedy about a masked man wandering in the cold Finnish winter landscapes. He faces an internal crisis involving his plastic sled and old memories.

4/10 Nekromantik 2 (1991)

A female nurse desperately tries to hide her feelings of necrophilia from her new boyfriend, but still has pieces of the corpse of the first movie’s hero in her possession.

Vuoden viimeinen elokuva, oikein hyvä päätös vuodelle 2011.

4/10 Monsters (2010)

Six years after Earth has suffered an alien invasion a cynical journalist agrees to escort a shaken American tourist through an infected zone in Mexico to the safety of the US border.

Todella hyvät puitteet, mutta lässytys ja mukamastunteelliset kohtaukset veivät kaiken pohjan.

Tieteisseikkailun tästä tekee se, että autot lentää ympäri ja USA:n ympärillä on jättimäinen muuri, vähän kuin Kiinassa.

4/10 Die Nichten der Frau Oberst (1980)

Frau Oberst has 2 young nieces who are very open with their sexuality. She hopes to find adequate lovers…

4/10 Trolljegeren (2010)

A group of students investigates a series of mysterious bear killings, but learns that there are much more dangerous things going on. They start to follow a mysterious hunter, learning that he is actually a troll hunter.

4/10 The Family Man (2000)

A fast-lane investment broker, offered the opportunity to see how the other half lives, wakes up to find that his sports car and girlfriend have become a mini-van and wife.

4/10 Wild Wild West (1999)

The two best hired guns in the West must save President Grant from the clutches of a 19th century inventor-villain.

4/10 Vampires Suck (2010)

A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.

4/10 Spawn (1997)

A mercenary is killed, but comes back from Hell as a reluctant soldier of the Devil.

4/10 Splice (2009)

Genetic engineers Clive Nicoli and Elsa Kast hope to achieve fame by successfully splicing together the DNA of different animals to create new hybrid animals for medical use.

4/10 8MM (1999)

A private investigator is hired to discover if a snuff film is authentic or not.

4/10 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop human kind from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb).

4/10 Ultraviolet (2006)

A beautiful hemophage infected with a virus that gives her superhuman powers has to protect a boy in a futuristic world, who is thought to be carrying antigens that would destroy all hemophages.

4/10 Dværgen (1973)

Olaf and his mother run a boarding house and a white slavery ring. They also smuggle heroin to keep…

4/10 Knowing (2009)

A teacher opens a time capsule that has been dug up at his son’s elementary school; in it are some chilling predictions — some that have already occurred and others that are about to — that lead him to believe his family plays a role in the events that are about to unfold.

4/10 Farce of the Penguins (2006)

A mockumentary that illuminates penguin survival and mating rituals, as well as one bird’s search for love while on a 70-mile trek with his hedonistic buddies.

4/10 The Craft (1996)

A newcomer to a Catholic prep high school falls in with a trio of outcast teenage girls who practice witchcraft and they all soon conjure up various spells and curses against those who even slightly anger them.

4/10 District 9 (2009)

An extraterrestrial race forced to live in slum-like conditions on Earth suddenly finds a kindred spirit in a government agent who is exposed to their biotechnology.

4/10 North (1994)

Eleven-year-old North has had it with his parents. They are always busy with their careers and don’t give North the attention he needs…

4/10 Batman & Robin (1997)

Batman & Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City.