7/10 The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)
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Emperor Kuzco is turned into a llama by his ex-administrator Yzma, and must now regain his throne with the help of Pacha, the gentle llama herder.
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Emperor Kuzco is turned into a llama by his ex-administrator Yzma, and must now regain his throne with the help of Pacha, the gentle llama herder.
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Snow White, pursued by a jealous queen, hides with the Dwarfs; the queen feeds her a poison apple, but Prince Charming awakens her with a kiss.
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A surreal dramedy about a masked man wandering in the cold Finnish winter landscapes. He faces an internal crisis involving his plastic sled and old memories.
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A wounded soldier takes shelter from approaching winter in an old castle. In the castle he meets an mute woman wondering in the corridors at night…
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A female nurse desperately tries to hide her feelings of necrophilia from her new boyfriend, but still has pieces of the corpse of the first movie’s hero in her possession.
Vuoden viimeinen elokuva, oikein hyvä päätös vuodelle 2011.
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A cinematic portrait of the life and career of the infamous American execution device designer and holocaust denier.
Errol Morrisin loistava dokumentti miehestä, jonka keksintöjen kautta ihmisiä kuolee kaiken aikaa. Leuchterin ulkonäössä on jotain kierolla tavalla kiinnostavaa. Paljon kaunista kuvamateriaalia, osa jokseenkin yliampuvaa, mutta kaiken kaikkiaan erittäin miellyttävä elokuva.
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A lawyer’s family is stalked by a man he once helped put in jail.
Legendaarinen Gregory Peck -elokuva jossa tunnelma on käsin kosketeltava. Loppua kohti elokuva hyytyy hieman, koska väistämättömät taistelukohtaukset tulivat mukaan kuviin.
Robert Mitchum tekee erittäin hienon roolin elokuvan pahiksena. Pienenä triviatietona Mitchum tekee comebackin vuoden 1991 remakessa luutnantti Elgartina.
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Bright young soldier Mertsi suffers a permanent brain injury in the Second World War. In the late 1940s…
Suomalainen elokuva, joka tapansa mukaan on ihan elokuvan näköinen… omalla tavallaan. Arvosanaa nostaa Peter Franzénin loistava näyttelytyö.
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Live at the Beacon Theater is the fourth full-length comedy special/concert film by comedian Louis C.K.. The special takes place at the historic Beacon Theatre in Manhattan, New York.
In contrast to his previous specials, which had been produced for broadcast and sale on physical media, Live at the Beacon Theater is sold directly from the comedian’s website for the cost of $5.00 USD and can be downloaded in 720p HD or streamed in browser. Also in contrast to his previous special, Hilarious, which was released for sale more than a year and a half after it was recorded, Live at the Beacon captures a performance from just a month before its release (November 12, 2011).
As stated in the end credits the film was dedicated to comedian Patrice O’Neal, who died two weeks prior to its release. Louis considered O’Neal his favorite living comic. - Live at the Beacon Theater - Wikipedia
Viisi dollaria minulle maksanut komediaesitys ilman DRM-mössöä pilaamassa.
Loistava esitys täynnä hauskoja juttuja. Vähän heikompi kuin aiemmat, mutta erittäin hyvää tavaraa silti. Nostan hattua ja jos herra jatkaa samanlaisten produktioiden parissa samanlaisilla julkaisuilla, jatkan minä niiden ostamista.
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The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai is a Pink Film (a Japanese softcore pornography genre). Sachiko Hanai (Emi Kuroda) is a call girl. One day she is caught up in a gunfight and is shot in the forehead. Instead of killing her, the bullet in her head gives her psychic powers. She also accidentally comes into possession of a cylinder containing George W. Bush’s finger, whose fingerprint is designed to launch a nuclear missile, and international spies are soon chasing her.
Hämmentävä.
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Felix-kissa ja kultamunia muniva hanhi!
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A film about the former US Secretary of Defense and the various difficult lessons he learned about the nature and conduct of modern war.
Silmiä avaava Errol Morrisin dokumentti, jota suosittelen kaikille. Sisältää tarinoita tapahtumien keskipisteistä ja mielenkiintoisia kommentteja kuten:
Robert McNamara:
In the end, it was luck. We were this close to nuclear war, and luck prevented it.
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A mute gunslinger faces off against a gang of bounty hunters in the great blizzard of 1899, and a grim, tense struggle unfolds.
Kaksi sanaa: Klaus Kinski.
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When two musicians witness a mob hit, they flee the state in an all female band disguised as women, but further complications set in.
Vanhan Hollywoodin tapaan rakennettu viihdyttävä kokemus.
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Axel Foley, while investigating a car theft ring, comes across something much bigger than that: the same men who shot his boss are running a counterfeit money ring out of a theme park in Los Angeles.
Elokuva jossa George Lucas tekee cameon ja teemapuisto ammutaan rikki ilman sanktioita.
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A teenage hustler and a young man obsessed with alien abductions cross paths, together discovering a horrible, liberating truth.
Kolmas kivi auringosta -tyyppi vakavassa ja uskottavassa roolissa. Hienosti rakennettu elokuva täynnä kummallisia, mutta mielenkiintoisia hahmoja.
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Axel Foley returns to Beverly Hills to help Taggart and Rosewood investigate Chief Bogamil’s near-fatal shooting and the series of “alphabet crimes” associated with it.
Eddie Murphyn nauru.
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A small-time rancher agrees to hold a captured outlaw who’s awaiting a train to go to court in Yuma. A battle of wills ensues as the outlaw tries to psych out the rancher.
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Big budget remake of the classic cartoon about a creature intent on stealing Christmas.
Jim Carrey vääntelemässä vihreää naamaria. Kuulostaa tutulta, eikö vain?
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A young man carrying a big basket that contains his deformed Siamese-twin brother seeks vengeance on the doctors who separated them against their will.