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Emperor Kuzco is turned into a llama by his ex-administrator Yzma, and must now regain his throne with the help of Pacha, the gentle llama herder.

• The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) - IMDB

Snow White, pursued by a jealous queen, hides with the Dwarfs; the queen feeds her a poison apple, but Prince Charming awakens her with a kiss.

• Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) - IMDB

A wounded soldier takes shelter from approaching winter in an old castle. In the castle he meets an mute woman wondering in the corridors at night…

• Domoi - Kotiinpaluu (2005) - IMDB

The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai is a Pink Film (a Japanese softcore pornography genre). Sachiko Hanai (Emi Kuroda) is a call girl. One day she is caught up in a gunfight and is shot in the forehead. Instead of killing her, the bullet in her head gives her psychic powers. She also accidentally comes into possession of a cylinder containing George W. Bush’s finger, whose fingerprint is designed to launch a nuclear missile, and international spies are soon chasing her.

Hämmentävä.

• Hatsujô kateikyôshi: sensei no aijiru (2003) - IMDB

Big budget remake of the classic cartoon about a creature intent on stealing Christmas.

Jim Carrey vääntelemässä vihreää naamaria. Kuulostaa tutulta, eikö vain?

• How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) - IMDB

A romantic comedy about a family traveling to the French capital for business. The party includes a young engaged couple forced to confront the illusion that a life different from their own is better.

• Midnight in Paris (2011) - IMDB

14th-century knights transport a suspected witch to a monastery, where monks deduce her powers could be the source of the Black Plague.

• Season of the Witch (2011) - IMDB

Master sorcerer Balthazar Blake recruits a seemingly everyday guy in his mission to defend New York City from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath.

Nicolas Cage taikurina. Viittauksia Fantasiaan ja muutenkin sellainen disney-varjo päällä.

• The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010) - IMDB

Amano Jyaku is searching the earth for a being known as the Overfiend, who is scheduled to appear and create a new eternal paradise…

• Chôjin densetsu 1: Chôjin tanjô hen (1987) - IMDB

Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann must sail off the edge of the map, navigate treachery and betrayal, and make their final alliances for one last decisive battle.

• Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) - IMDB

A vengeful father escapes from hell and chases after the men who killed his daughter and kidnapped his granddaughter.

• Drive Angry (2011) - IMDB

Jack Sparrow races to recover the heart of Davy Jones to avoid enslaving his soul to Jones’ service, as other friends and foes seek the heart for their own agenda as well.

• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) - IMDB

A group of students investigates a series of mysterious bear killings, but learns that there are much more dangerous things going on. They start to follow a mysterious hunter, learning that he is actually a troll hunter.

• Trolljegeren (2010) - IMDB

Blacksmith Will Turner teams up with eccentric pirate Captain Jack Sparrow to save his love, the governor’s daughter, from Jack’s former pirate allies, who are now undead.

• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) - IMDB

A mercenary is killed, but comes back from Hell as a reluctant soldier of the Devil.

• Spawn (1997) - IMDB

A Christlike figure wanders through bizarre, grotesque scenarios filled with religious and sacrilegious imagery…

• The Holy Mountain (1973) - IMDB

A group of strangers fight for the welfare of humanity.

• Legion (2009) - IMDB

A weatherman finds himself living the same day over and over again.

• Groundhog Day (1993) - IMDB

The discovery of a massive river of ectoplasm and a resurgence of spectral activity allows the staff of Ghostbusters to revive the business.

• Ghostbusters II (1989) - IMDB

Three unemployed parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique ghost removal service.

• Ghost Busters (1984) - IMDB