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4/10 Nekromantik 2 (1991)

A female nurse desperately tries to hide her feelings of necrophilia from her new boyfriend, but still has pieces of the corpse of the first movie’s hero in her possession.

Vuoden viimeinen elokuva, oikein hyvä päätös vuodelle 2011.

5/10 Basket Case (1982)

A young man carrying a big basket that contains his deformed Siamese-twin brother seeks vengeance on the doctors who separated them against their will.

9/10 Jisatsu sâkuru (2001)

A detective is trying to find the cause of a string of suicides.

Teinit ja uusin muotivillitys: itsemurhat. Elokuvan loppu on niin kaukana kaikesta elokuvassa aiemmin nähdystä, että ei voi kuin ihmetellä mistä Shion Sono on ideansa saanut.

8/10 The Exorcist (1973)

When a child is possessed by a mysterious entity, her mother seeks the help of two priests to save her daughter.

7/10 The Descent: Part 2 (2009)

Distraught, confused, and half-wild with fear, Sarah Carter emerges alone from the Appalachian cave system where she encountered unspeakable terrors…

7/10 The Rite (2011)

An American seminary student travels to Italy to take an exorcism course.

7/10 The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

A mad scientist kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to reassemble them into a new pet— a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others’ rectums.

OK, ei mitenkään ihmeellinen. Varmasti shokkiarvoa ihmiselle joka ei elä internetissä, muille jotka tietävät mitä “One man, one jar” tarkoittaa, ei todennäköisesti shokeeraudu tästä.

En tiedä miksi muuten tätä sarjaa katsoisi.

8/10 Balada triste de trompeta (2010)

1937, Spain is in the midst of the brutal Spanish Civil War. A Happy circus clown is interrupted mid-performance and forcibly recruited by a militia…

5/10 Castle Freak (1995)

A troubled couple and their blind daughter come to Italy to visit a 12th Century castle they’ve inherited…

8/10 Bunny the Killer Thing (2011)

Four youngsters bump into a weird creature, which looks to be half human, half rabbit. This creature is called Bunny the Killer Thing, and it haunts anything which reminds of women’s genitals.

8/10 Haze (2005)

A man wakes up to find himself locked in a tiny, cramped concrete room, in which he can barely move…

8/10 Event Horizon (1997)

A rescue crew investigates a spaceship that disappeared into a black hole and has now returned…with someone or something new on-board.

8/10 Zombieland (2009)

A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, and a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the Last Twinkie and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America.

7/10 Lifeforce (1985)

A space shuttle mission investigating Halley’s Comet brings back a malevolent race of space vampires…

7/10 Priest (2011)

A priest disobeys church law to track down the vampires who kidnapped his niece.

8/10 Chôjin densetsu 1: Chôjin tanjô hen (1987)

Amano Jyaku is searching the earth for a being known as the Overfiend, who is scheduled to appear and create a new eternal paradise…

6/10 Stake Land (2010)

Martin was a normal teenage boy before the country collapsed in an empty pit of economic and political disaster…

4/10 Trolljegeren (2010)

A group of students investigates a series of mysterious bear killings, but learns that there are much more dangerous things going on. They start to follow a mysterious hunter, learning that he is actually a troll hunter.

8/10 From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Two criminals and their hostages unknowingly seek temporary refuge in an establishment populated by vampires, with chaotic results.

7/10 Angel Heart (1987)

Harry Angel has a new case, to find a man called Johnny Favourite. Except things aren’t quite that simple…